Netherlands Bakery Selling Suarez Waffles With Missing Bite Should Probably Sell Robben Flopjacks, Too

An intrepid Dutch baker has decided to capitalize on current events to sell his wares. After all, America does not own capitalism.

The Luis Suarez-inspired waffles come with a singular bite already missing. One imagines there’s a really fat guy in the back pre-chomping these things a la Newman in Seinfeld.

I must say, however, that this marketing ploy seems a little lame after what happened yesterday, as the Netherlands flopped their way past Mexico.

So, may I humbly suggest Robben Flopjacks? Perhaps an Apple Fallover? Or a delicious Oranje Bluffin? You know, in the interest of not taking your country too seriously.